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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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