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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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