What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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