Cheese stick

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

A French man gets into a fight

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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