- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

a man walked into a bar....

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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