What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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