How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Reading books

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Where's my tractor?

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Catholicism.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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