- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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