Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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A women in the kitchen.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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