Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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AIDS

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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