- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

heyy emit chase wazzup

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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