I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Xzibit

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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fduck

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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