Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

This is not a joke

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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