What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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