- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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