What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

Justin's humor

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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