What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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