Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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mark is religion

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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