knock knock whos there open the door and find out

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

A Sloth runs...

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

meh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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