- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Your mom.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

How long is a china man?

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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