Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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