- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was a good guy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

we all know sammi has a penis

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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