- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

a man said hi.

How old are you? 20

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