- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Neither have I

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Cheese stick

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

long in the tooth!

u suck

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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