Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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hi

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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LET

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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