How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Chuck norris

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

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