Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Hillary Clinton

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Women.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Me Neither.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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