Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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