- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Nock Nock It's open.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

12 in general

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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