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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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split your ass cheek

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

A shark ate your mom

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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