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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

a man checks his mypsace

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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