- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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