black people

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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