What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Womens' sports

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

leon harney ya pikey

thumb_up thumb_down -1

All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops