Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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I am a women

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Black Friday

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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woman's rights

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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