What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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