whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why didn't he finish his

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Anti Joke

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