- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Your mom is so fat...

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A blind man walks into a wall.

Grammer is very important

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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