- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A sober Amy Winehouse

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Black people stink of shite!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

whats 69+2? 71

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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