- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

knock knock no ones home

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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