What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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