- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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