- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

hi bye

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Dylan is gay

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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