- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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