- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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