What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A man walks into a bar

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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