ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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this is not a joke. jks

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Three black men were walking...

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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