whats white and pointless? chalk.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I said I hate niiggers

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

my gramma died

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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