What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Donald Trump

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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