How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Come In!

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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