- Anti Joke

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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