What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A horse walks into a barn.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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