Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what happens every day? People die

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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why do you care?

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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