What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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