- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Kefka > Sephiroth

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

your social life.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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