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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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