- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

JUST KIDDING^

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What's the difference between a duck

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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