Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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purple pickles

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David Silberberg is gay

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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THE END.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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