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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

knock knock get lost!

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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