- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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