Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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