- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

ugh good riddance

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Today is May 18 2016.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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