- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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