A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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women rights

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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