chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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VAGINA.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Breast cancer.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Cleveland winning something

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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