- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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