- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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