Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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whats up fuch you bitch

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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